I'm generally going to post ads that I've written and their responses, but I received the following response for several of my ads. It's worthy of its own post. My reaction: LOL, EWW!
The Response
Hello beautiful young girl . . .. i hope that every things is ok with you as is my pleasure to contact you after viewing your profile in craigslist which really interest me in having communication with you dear .??.
My name is Massimo and I'm Italian in Austin . 47yo , never been married and looking for princess to share all the wonderful things of life .. I'm very nice , successful , romantic , traveler , good sense of homer honest , naturally happy person and full of love and tenderness . I'm financially secure and i live in my condo on the hill with private pool . .. all I'm trying to say that I'm not looking for woman who take care of me .
I just broke up with my 21 yo girlfriend Amber . WHY.??. because she still dancing in sugar's ( gentleman club ) and I really do not like that she sit on man's leg every ten minute so we have lot's of pictures together and those are a newest pictures I have to e-mail you to see me . please do not pay attention to her picture . I took back BMW 740 il which I bought for her and now this car is free and ready for you to drive it .. serious ..
So if you are lonely and tired to pay bills and would you like to travel to Europe and around country , if you like to get new job and work few hours a day and dress up like super models and if you like beach and weekend trip , if you like to live as princess for the rest of life and never worry for tomorrow and future and if you like to see fashion show and have great time AND if you think difference ages is no matter to you and will not play a big rules in our future relationship and if sounds really good to you so please e-mail me at (*Deleted) with pictures and more details about yourself . I'm ready to open door to new world and new life for you and present to you happiness and love and I'm ready to make change your winter to spring so my dear I'm real and I'm ready to meet you soon and I would like to hear from you soon . I will e-mail you my pictures with next mail because there is no enough space to send you with this mail so my dear keep smiling and be happy .. .. . Thousands rosessssssss to you
Massimo
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Massimo contacted me too. Gotta love old men right?
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